Thursday, 6 May 2010

The Opposite of Hate Election Special

I'm gonna dig myself a hole and get my head inside. 
I'm gonna keep my eyes closed, feel my heart drifting by, 
Life can be so ordinary, I did try to make mine good. 
But I made so many mistakes........


Welcome to The Opposite of Hate Election Special. To celebrate this momentous occasion I've decided to spend the night making lovely art from the pages of tabloids from the last week. I'm not sure what I'm going to end up with but it's better than sitting weeping and rocking back and forth whilst trying to lodge my head into a tub of Ben and Jerrys. 

Transcript: On our lovely model's breasts you can read two quotes of infinite wisdom from today's Sun.

1. News in Briefs - Hollie said rattled Harriet Harman's latest rant against Page 3 shows Labour have lost it She said: "Albert Einstein said "anger dwells only in the bosom of fools" - and they don't come more foolish than Harriet Harperson."

2. I was dismayed to read that Lib Dem and Labour battleaxes wanted to axe Page 3. I say good luck to the gorgeous girls with the natural bodies such as Danni, from Coventry, left, as opposed to the plastic Barbie doll celebs we see everywhere - and my boyfriend agrees with me. Rose Eyre. Hanwell, W London.