Sunday, 16 May 2010
Are the Miliband brothers secretly like Team Lassoo?
Hello hello hello hello, hello hello hello hello....
So I've been thinking. Do the Millibands behave like my family do?
In the middle of a state banquet does Ed Miliband tap David on the shoulder and nick his sausage? Does David sneakily show Ed the mashed up contents of his mouth during luls in conversation? Do you think one or the other has grabbed the opportunity to fart in the other's face whist walking up stairs? Can the Miliband family all quote extensive passages from Elvira Mistress of the Dark, or insist on playing The Harper Valley PTA to people as they enter the house for the first time?
With the importance of the labour party leadership contest coming up I realised that I couldn't live another day without finding out, so I asked a source close to both brothers. what this revealed was both enlightening and humbling:
This is Ed after he was told by a close aide that David had told everyone in The Commons that he fancied La Roux.
So there you have it kids. The Milibands. Just like my family - and a damn sight nicer than David Cameron.
Back in reality we shot the music video yesterday. It was a roaring success, you'll see the final version when it's cut together, very very soon. Germaine and Gary, my erstwhile stars, were god damn amazing. If I hadn't spent my entire salary buying a camera and then buying lots of other things to make my camera mac compatible, AND Woolworths hadn't shut down, I'd buy them a selection of pick and mix EACH. Not just the penny chews either. Not to mention Roxy and Umber who made kick ass extras and made the fridge open eerily by itself.
What girl can ask for more? xxxxxxxxx