So what would happen if Jordan was kidnapped, Patti Hearst style, by a bunch of angry feminists and then began to understand their ways ......?

Calling occupants of interplanetary bras - an idea for a 15 minute film by J R Sweetperson 


On 1 January 2014, exactly one year and four months to the day since her dramatic kidnapping during the Inside Soap Awards, Jordan, or Katie Price as she was known, or Dr Shakira Tigerlady as she now refers to herself, emerged from a burned out beach hut in Clacton looking dishevelled, without make up but otherwise healthy, clutching a hand grenade and demanding to be taken to the editor of Marie Claire Magazine.

Furious psychiatric evaluations and a criminal trial for fire arms charges and her alleged role in a bank robbery in Chiswick later, coupled with six months in a residential facility for wayward crazies, she's here now for an exclusive interview with us - Behind the Makeup - to talk about her time in captivity, her trial and her subsequent rejection of her former self. Not to mention her PhD in Cultural Studies, marriage to Kim Kerr, the lead guitarist of Riot Grrrl band Fucktits, and the upcoming release of their first collaboration on itunes.

It promises to the wildest 15 minutes of your life.