A cultural and political experiment involving Wanker Offsetting. For everything in society that really pisses me off in the next year, I Tommy Lassoo, general waster and recovering lazy sod, will do something creative, inspirational and wonderful to counteract it. Scary doesn't even begin to describe this....
And lo, it came to pass, that in the land of Endor was a witch that kept a familiar spirit
And the name of the spirit was named Tommy Lassoo
And it did wail across the land with wailing cries and the people were sore afflicted
And they did cry unto the spirit "Spirit, why cryest thou for it is bloody annoying and interrupting Hollyoaks?", for the people of the land were common and somewhat thick
And the spirit that was named Tommy Lassoo did wail unto them that no-one wouldst comment upon its blog and was it because of the smell
And the people did reply unto the spirit saying "well frankly yes, plus there's the whole Endor thing and we were worried in case you were some sort of fucking Ewok or whatever".
And the spirit did say unto them "well fuck off then plus this is like totally the biblical Endor you morons"
And there was a wailing and a gnashing of teeth...
I was going to leave this in your 'why does no-one comment bit' but couldn't be bothered to scroll down.
I hate it when I get pissed and wake up with a headless body looming over me
ReplyDeleteAnd lo, it came to pass, that in the land of Endor was a witch that kept a familiar spirit
ReplyDeleteAnd the name of the spirit was named Tommy Lassoo
And it did wail across the land with wailing cries and the people were sore afflicted
And they did cry unto the spirit "Spirit, why cryest thou for it is bloody annoying and interrupting Hollyoaks?", for the people of the land were common and somewhat thick
And the spirit that was named Tommy Lassoo did wail unto them that no-one wouldst comment upon its blog and was it because of the smell
And the people did reply unto the spirit saying "well frankly yes, plus there's the whole Endor thing and we were worried in case you were some sort of fucking Ewok or whatever".
And the spirit did say unto them "well fuck off then plus this is like totally the biblical Endor you morons"
And there was a wailing and a gnashing of teeth...
I was going to leave this in your 'why does no-one comment bit' but couldn't be bothered to scroll down.
TTFN
Exactly - what you said.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when wailing and gnashing of teeth interrupts Hollyoaks.
Bloody ewoks, coming round here and interrupting Hollyoaks
ReplyDeleteThat was the point, right?