I'm concerned about Maxi Dresses.
I feel a little bit like I'm sitting waiting for the first wave of maxi dress casualties to start flooding in. They're like foxes in London - sure they look pretty, but all they want to do is maim you and eat your brains.
I bet Bryan May supports maxi dresses too. And Anita Dobson.
What if a bear tried to chase you, if you were wearing a maxi dress you'd never make it. Never.
These things frighten me about contemporary fashion.
Anyway - without further ado, here's episode 2 of Tommy and Baggy (starring Kirstie Alley, Drew Barrymore took out a restraining order was busy).......
It comes to something when even the cows won't speak to you. Why does that Muller cow want to be a horse? Has she been brainwashed by meejer images of sexy horses running around the place and can no longer be happy with her own body?
ReplyDeleteI had to Google maxi dress to find out what they were, is it basically just a long dress?
Yup, it's basically a long dress. I saw a few in Covent Garden the other day and the owners looked perilously close to tripping over with every step they took. It filled me with fear! Fear I say!
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